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A pizza-order bot predicts a military strike

development2026-01-04

Claim

An anonymous coder claims to have built a bot tracking Pentagon pizza orders that predicted the Venezuela strike and netted $80,000, while another trader turned $30,000 into $436,000 on the news.

Reported metric: $30K → $436K

Reporting date: 2026-01-04 (not necessarily the event date)

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Welcome to January 4, 2026 (theinnermostloop.substack.com)

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A pizza-order bot predicts a military strike
Innermost Loop KB — secondary record
Reporting date: 2026-01-04
KB permalink: https://nicholsn.github.io/innermost-loop-kb/developments/2026-01-04-pentagon-pizza-arbitrage
Claim: An anonymous coder claims to have built a bot tracking Pentagon pizza orders that predicted the Venezuela strike and netted $80,000, while another trader turned $30,000 into $436,000 on the news.
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- Welcome to January 4, 2026 — https://theinnermostloop.substack.com/p/welcome-to-january-4-2026
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