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A court system bans all AI-integrated eyewear
Claim
Philadelphia courts banned all smart and AI-integrated eyewear to prevent witness and juror intimidation, while Whoop raised $575 million at a $10.1 billion valuation after reaching a billion in annual revenue.
Reported metric: $10.1B
Reporting date: (not necessarily the event date)
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- Welcome to March 31, 2026 (theinnermostloop.substack.com)
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